When your having sex with your girlfriend and you are hitting it from the back lean over and wrap your arms around her waist then whisper in her ear and say I have aids hold on for as long as you can because she will be flopping around like a bull.
el toro is fun TO DO AT ALL TIMES
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best fucking country in the world awsome food. in from thea diss it and ill break ya in half
kthx
wheeeee el salvador!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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El Paso, better referred to as "Que Paso" (meaning "what happened") located in the Westernmost part of Texas, is a city composed of toxic, uncultured snobs that have no sense of identity owing to the fact that this is a border-town, and most of the people born in this city were given birth by parents who come from Chihuahua (by far the most violent Mexican state according to statistics, and extremely retrograde in culture, where women are super slutty and men listen to narco-corridos and everyone gets wasted). There's also the Anglosaxons that are here because they are too poor to live anywhere else.
According to statistics, people in this town are also more alcoholic even at a young age, and vaping is extremely prevalent in the youth, and everyone behaves like it's normal because it's ingrained in the culture. The party scene sucks too - it's just some crappy Mexican tunes along with doing "perreo" with some Chihuahuan midget chicks and out-of-shape Chihuahuan dudes saying a prolonged wey every two seconds.
Shout-out to real Mexicans, like those in Mexico City, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato etc; there are far fewer nacos in those cities unlike Chihuahua and El Paso!
Moral of the story: Unless you come from a deeply dysfunctional family, you'll be hard pressed to have a good time... but on the bright side, at least there's Neon Desert Music Festival, so cheer up!
Me: Man, I am so glad I lived in El Paso for a couple of years and left to San Antonio!
Dude: Shit man, Que Paso?
Me: El Paso Paso.
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a legendary dance club in buenos aires.
located at hipolito yrigoyen 947.
was opened in 90's. the original owners were sergio de loof and alejandro kuropatwa, among others.
el dorado is the most important underground dance club in buenos aires
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When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.
"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
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Another descriptive term for George W. Bush. As George W. Bush's father was both larger and considerably smarter than his son, the "shrub" indicates that George W. is "less than a Bush."
Term is a derivative of El Rushbo, often used by neocon radio personality Rush "Oxy-Moron" Limbaugh.
"El Shrubbo cannot find his behind with both hands," or "the damage that El Shrubbo has done to America will take 100 years or more to fix."
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