Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

Fag Flute

An Australian colloquialism for a vaping device. The abriviation for Faggot Flute. Originally exclaimed by Dan Louis, the possessive noun 'Fag Flute' was created. Referring to a vape; a hand held nicotine product, the term was coined. Carrying a negative connotation towards vaping the euphemism fag flute can be used to shame a user of a vaping device.

Oi bruz chuck us the fag flute.
Levi stop sucking on that fag flute.

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day