Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

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Anti-Fur-Day Pass Denied

Furries can use this to denied anti-fur-day pass so their "friends" must take part this fur-day

Furry1: uwu today is fur-day, give me huggies wuggies uwu
Normal Person: No, I have Anti-Fur-Day pass..
Furry1: Im gonna stop you right here *shows Anti-Fur-Day Pass denied*
Normal Person: Wha... What??? IMPOSSIBLE
Furry1: HeHe its time to create your fursona uwu

Anti-Fur-day card

Card that gives the holder's permission to not participate in the Fur-day. You must get it from an another redditor. One use only.

Furry: Hey, it's Fur-day tomorrow. It's gonna be so fun ><
Furry's friend: Yeah, I'm not participating. I've got my Anti-Fur-day card.

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Anti-Anti-Fur Month

Lasts for the entirety of April, in which any anti-furry which took place in Anti-Fur Month must put on a fursuit and communicate only in uwu speak when near the presence of a furry. Any anti-furry that refuses to do this will automatically be converted to a furry by force.

Anti: Anti-Fur Month last month was great, I'm so glad I participated
Furry: Jokes on you, Anti-Anti-Fur Month is upon us. Put on the fursuit uwu
Anti: Never again

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fur lined jock strap

An accessory for a young woman athlete, especially in skiing.

"That gal is a mediocre skier. I hope she wears a fur lined jock strap."
"From the looks of her ski pants, she must be wearing
a fur lined jock strap."

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Anti Anti-Fur-Day Pass

This pass grants any furry the right to cancel out an Anti-Fur-Day Pass.

Furry: its fur-day!
Person 1: Sorry, I got a Anti-Fur-Day pass.
Furry: Well I have a Anti Anti-Fur-Day pass.
Person 1: well frick.

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OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

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