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Jorge Duba Bush
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Noun; America's asshole.
Adjective; The asshole of America.
Synonym; dumb fuck, Constitutional rapist.
"I wrapped The Constitution around my pecker and fucked it, therefore I am George "W" Bush!" "Thanks to my policies the world hates America!"
As George "W" Bush left the White House, he prayed to the good Lord that the door wouldn't hit his ass on the way out.
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G - gay, gorilla, gummy bear
E - empty headed,extra dumb, endless
O - odd, out of hand
R - reckful, really dumb, redneck, racist
G - goose, gullible
E - entitled to leave, entrance to hell
W - wierd, wacko, welly boot,
B - bitch, bastered, bullshit,
U - ugly, unhuman, unknown, un-enviromentall,
S - shit, stupid, shit face, super dumb, sucker, small
H - horny, hooker, hoe, huge headed, hell
george w bush is really really really stupid, and is a klubufubu.
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To ruin something that was once in a positive standing
Profits are down 80% since we hired that new manager. They have George W. Bushed our company!
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A liar, cheater, and/or oil-hungry politician.
See stupid.
Just because I don't agree with the policies of the current administration under George W. Bush, that does not make me un-American.
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One of the most retarded presidents in American history. Went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
I'm George "W" Bush and I'm a fucking faggot.
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1. Somebody idiots support.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
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