burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

Power-Glove

To partake in brachioproctic insertion whilst additionally inserting an erect phallus and masturbating until climax within the rectum.

This girl was gaping so widely that I could fit both my dick and fist in there. By the time I was done with her, her ass was a mangled, cum-oozing mess. I wore her like a filthy power-glove.

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.