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The drugs kids are using on the streets now days.
yo bro I'm low key desperate for some google hangouts man. you got any?
A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.
Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."
To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):
When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.
Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.
When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.
After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'
A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
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When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.
I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.