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1. We shall not betray Greg.
2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong
10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
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A rare skin condition where the body has a uncontrolled allergic reaction to clothing of any type. Victims of this strange disease are forced to wear the bare minimum; usually resorting to mere speedos.
Also see Taylor Lautner Syndrome
Due to his greg-zema, Greg was forced to run through the library with only a speedo on
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He’s a bad ass Sniper Section leader. He’ll say hello then kick your door in and send you to hell. Staff Sergeant Pizzute is a ruthless Ranger who loves to see the towel heads face when he’s setting up the appointment to meet their maker!!!
My Section leader SSG GREG PIZZUTE will set up appointments for you to meet your maker! “Mohammad got SSG P’d in the face, two to the chest one to the FACE” rangers lead the way
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greg cohen: wanna have sex
girl: no
greg cohen: that means yes in mexican
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A male giving a another male a handjob indiscreetly under a blanket
I saw Thomas giving a Greg Norman to Sean while they watched Sports Center
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The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.
Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
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1. A failed tv show about a world where humans and puppets (or, fabricated Americans) live together. They even can have sex with each other.
2. A bunny in that show who befriends a character played by Seth Green (gee, i wonder why it failed)
We can sing and dance, and we don't need pants, see we're just… like… you.
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