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When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".
With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.
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1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.
"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."
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When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.
boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!
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The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head.
John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.
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It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.
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When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
"whats wrong?"
"everything has just gone stoopid today..."
"must be a Helmet Moon ..."
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The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.
After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".
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