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when someone "likes" a status on facebook that is clearly not worthy of a like, as with a very depressing status or a fail.
a) i just lost my job!!! - like
b) just broke my razor scooter!!! - like
both are examples of ironic likes
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A place where people, especially people from Jersey, go to work out.
Where did you get the coupon for those balls, to come into our Iron Stable and pump our Iron?
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When a person says or does something epic related to marvel so you give them a iron five. A normal high five but you pretend your hands are repulsers like iron man. Based on clip from iron man 2, where the war machine and iron man aim there repulsers at each other. Used by geeks!
A person owns someone else epically, so you give them a high five, iron five
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A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...
The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane
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Anything really that has no point, but subjectively is ironic solely for being there.
Meme Man: This table is Hyper ironic
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me
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1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.
2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.
Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.
Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.
Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.
Girl: Just use a straightening iron.
Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.
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Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.
"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."
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