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The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
the day before Christmas Eve, 23 December.
"There were already presents under the tree on Christmas eveve."
Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!
The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.
Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.
Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.
a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.