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A rare skin condition where the body has a uncontrolled allergic reaction to clothing of any type. Victims of this strange disease are forced to wear the bare minimum; usually resorting to mere speedos.
Also see Taylor Lautner Syndrome
Due to his greg-zema, Greg was forced to run through the library with only a speedo on
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greg cohen: wanna have sex
girl: no
greg cohen: that means yes in mexican
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He’s a bad ass Sniper Section leader. He’ll say hello then kick your door in and send you to hell. Staff Sergeant Pizzute is a ruthless Ranger who loves to see the towel heads face when he’s setting up the appointment to meet their maker!!!
My Section leader SSG GREG PIZZUTE will set up appointments for you to meet your maker! “Mohammad got SSG P’d in the face, two to the chest one to the FACE” rangers lead the way
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A male giving a another male a handjob indiscreetly under a blanket
I saw Thomas giving a Greg Norman to Sean while they watched Sports Center
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The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.
Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
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1. A failed tv show about a world where humans and puppets (or, fabricated Americans) live together. They even can have sex with each other.
2. A bunny in that show who befriends a character played by Seth Green (gee, i wonder why it failed)
We can sing and dance, and we don't need pants, see we're just… like… you.
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The greatest hockey player of all time. Former Maple Leaf, Montreal Canadien, Dallas Star, and Minnesota Wild player. Currently playing for the Colorado Avalanche. He is regarded as the best player ever to play in the NHL and not win the Stanley Cup.
"I WANT TO GROW UP AND PLAY JUST AS GOOD AS GREG PATERYN"
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