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(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.
Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)
She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.
Jareth the Goblin King but in a jar
Jar-eth the goblin king is an absolute legend
sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.
she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.
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while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn
i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night
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some kid from 2008: -searches 1 man 1 jar because he was told by his friends-
man: -crouches for a jar to go up his anus-
man: -glass shatters while in his anus-
man: -puddles of blood hit the ground-
man: -makes no sort of noise of pain or anything-
guess you can say he took it like a champ
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To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.
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