Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”
When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Nutmeg and water mixed together to recreationally use.
Dorian: Dude theres shadow people coming after me!
Dave: You sure it ain't that Jersey Lean?
Jersey-Rae is very beautiful, she sleeps and talks a lot. She is very shy until she knows you. Very pretty eyes. She is also very smart and respectful , she cares about everyone.
Person 1- Woah who’s that pretty girl?
Person 2- That’s Jersey-Rae.
When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.
I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike
The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.
Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...