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N. A crass yet novel insult asserting that a person is, in essence, the personified act of male masturbation. Best used in moderation and in lieu of traditional slander due to its absurdity and memorable sting.
1 .Hey Jimmy Whack, what are we wearing tonight?
2. Did you see that guy cut in line? What a Jimmy Whack!
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Jimmy McMillan is the official leader of the New York political party "The Rent is Too Damn High," an offshoot of the Democratic Party. Mr. McMillan has run for governor of New York several times between 1993 and 2010. The most consistent of his messages over the past two decades have been the need for rent freezes country-wide and education reform at the college level. His greatest political victory to date was when he picked up .03% of the mayoral vote in 2005.
His early political career was not as successful however. After losing in 1993, his failure was compounded when he was tied to a tree and doused in gasoline, nearly set ablaze. Angered by this incident, Mr. McMillan climbed the Brooklyn Bridge and refused to come down until major news networks would cover his campaign. He was later injured during the same campaign. Sources indicate the Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart may have been involved in McMillan's injury.
"I can't play Starcraft right now guys, I've been watching the latest speech from Jimmy McMillan for the past hour."
-Mike
"Hey guys are you going to the rally?"
-Chris
"Yeah, Jimmy McMillan really speaks me. He wants to control rent, provide education, and allow us all to live peaceably in hand with one another in the utopia sandwiched between his muttonchops."
-Frank
"Did you hear that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert gave Jimmy McMillan Canadian History for so long, he had to withdraw from the campaign?"
-Jerry
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People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.
Dear Diary,
New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!
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An extremely chubby somewhat pretty girl under the age of 30 with large breasts and low self esteem. Word originates from a guy named Jimmy who persues this type of girl. Important: breasts must be bigger than belly roll.
There goes a Jimmy-girl
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Term for a gay man who refuses anal penetration due to poor rectal hygiene
That Dirty Jimmie claims to be a strict top because he has a filthy hole.
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A drink made by mixing Patron & Nuvo. Tasste bomb as fuck!! You get that special girl you wanna smash a couple of drinks of this and I guarantee shes gonna be wanting the D at the end of the night.'
Your friend: Yo so did u beat guts wit that breezy you've been wanting to pound for a whole year already??
Me: Fuck yeah!! all it took was 2 glasses of some Jimmy Neutron and she was begging for sex like a cheap hooker in south tucson.
Your friend: its about fuckin time..
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jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.
me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!
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