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A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
16👍 47👎
Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away
aww man i just pulled a jordan
58👍 209👎
A man who's girlfriend has herpes.
Linton: Did you see Jordan?
Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.
18👍 56👎
boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.
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Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.
Dude stop being such a Jordan.
10👍 24👎
you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse
10👍 29👎