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Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.
Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.
To receive a connor-kelly is to get a practice blowjob
that girl Molly just gave out a connor-kelly. Six times in one weekend.
Lauren Kelly is one of the single most amazing people anyone will ever hear about. Let alone have the luck to set your eyes on. Try and find someone more perfect than her, but you won't. Who ever has the luck to hold her in his arms is the luckiest person in the world. She is loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, clever, helpful, intelligent, and this list could go on forever. She is the closest you can get to an angel and she very well might be in fact. She is the sweetest girl and if you are lucky enough to meet a 'Lauren Kelly'. Just try not to fall too deeply in love with her, because I know I did
She is the Entertainment and news director for Kidd Kraddick in the morning. She is from Florence, SC and moved to Dallas in 1994 to join the show as Kidd's sidekick. This was the birth of the ever so popular Kraddick/Rasberry chemistry that has now launched the show into national sydication. The morning show is on in over 75 cities. *SIDE NOTE: Big Al played no role in the show's increased popularity and expansion*
I was listening to Kidd Kraddick this morning and Kellie Rasberry kept talking about her next door neighbor named Cosmo Brockinton and chicken bogs.
jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking
guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.
1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.
A contestant on American Idol 5, who finished in 6th place, who keeps on getting thrashed by haters because of her 'picklerisms' aka "I'm a mink!" or "They feel like tarantulas!" or "What's a ballsy?"
Nonetheless, she has a decent singing voice.
She also has a calamari named after her.
"Do you see that couple right there? That's Con Con and Kellie Pickler. Are they together?"
Jayne loved Kellie when she saw her at the auditions, but hated her ditzy attitude thereafter.