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LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
The hard flicking upon the back of ones neck.
Averee made Joe's neck red from giving him too many Peppermint Larrys.
A kind hearted person who respects and loves everyone. People may think he's asocial or a quiet person but once you get to know him, he'll never stop talking
Larry McDarey is the nicest man i know
Larry Stylinson is a mix with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Rumours that the pair were dating started circling after Louis Tomlinson was seen jumping into Harry’s arms after the boys were placed into One Direction (the biggest boy band in the planet). Management (🤢🤮) forced the pair apart after two years of adorable content from the boys (and of course we can’t forget captain Niall). By the end of 2015 the pair were hardly allowed to look each other in the eyes on camera.
When the band took a 18 month hiatus (🙄I don’t think the boys can count but oh well) Larries didn’t lose hope, they tried there hardest to find Larry proof and well I have to say they succeeded. They have found lots and lots of proof and i for one believe it. We don’t wish any hate on Harry styles or Louis Tomlinson, we do encourage hate and pain unto management and modest so if you are feeling angry take it out on them.
Treat People With Kindness! Uhh no we’re doing it the Tommo Way!
Anti: All this Larry Stylinson nonsense is pushing them apart.
Larrie: uh.. no it’s management those motherfuckers.
Larry stylinson is a ship between the 2 members of One Direction. Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Now to begin this off with, Larry is real, if you don't believe you might be homophobic. Harry himself said in an interview back then that his first real crush was Louis Tomlinson and in another interview that they're love was mutual. The reason why they never made it official official despite all the proof was because of idiotic Simon cowbell. This man makes me sick to my stomach, he controlled the band, and he made sure both Harry and Louis couldn't date or see each other in the public eye. Someone who used to work in a similar industry said that if 2 band members ever started seeing each other and dating each other they would have to create a stunt relationship. Thus Eleanor Calder comes into the view. Eleanor doesn't do anything, she never supported or publicly celebrated anything concerning Louis. Now of course she could always be celebrating privately, but when they first started "dating" she was and still is really attached to Max. She clearly hangs out with him ALOT. All she does is walk both Clifford and Bruce (Louis's dogs). I had to make this short because it was 2135 characters but, before judging larries and becoming an anti, you should educate yourself. There is a 2 hour long marathon and I swear I had never cried so hard before.
PS: look up creepy love stare bestie :)
"Larry Stylinson is old rumours, ill pay for your therapy sessions <3"
"Fuck off"
yeah bro lets go talk to larry in the woods.
i was talking to larry the other day. that man will not shut up!
When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion
We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday