Jive

Popular slang in the late 40s - early 60s referring to cannabis.

Billie Jean “man this sure was a great time till we ran out of jive”

Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.

Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”

Guck Guck 9000

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish

Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”

Hillbilly Highball

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.

Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”

Sploot

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

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sprite sauce

A term referring to male ejaculant infected with chlamydia

Taylor: nick came all over my hair with his damn sprite sauce again!
Sarah: that sucks.

larry bowl

A method of smoking cannabis in which you place a blunt and or joint in the middle of a pack bowl of cannabis typically smoked out of a bong or pipe

Chad: “boys it’s brads last day smoking you know what this means”

Luke: “oh shit yeah time for a fucking Larry bowl boys”