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Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.
Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.
When someone takes a massive, juicy shit into a friends hat. Like at a baseball game when your ice cream is served in a upside down helmet.
I fell asleep at the party and Logan gave me a Lazy Sunday
A Sunday spent with a friend or two just hanging out and smoking weed. A great way to wind down after a weekend that originated in Fairfield, Ohio.
"Joe and I had a very relaxing Lazy Sunday last week.
A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.