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This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
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National Ugly day Is on Masieray birthday also January 30th
Bro on masieray birthday it’s finna be national ugly day
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April 25th. The day all women are required to give their mans all they can take of super thiccy thicc thighs. Happy National thigh day!
Dude you ready for National thigh day?
Hell yeah man!
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Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.
WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
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National Twerking Day!
National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
Today is national twerk day! Have fun twerking
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A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.
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