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Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.
Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!
Her: "And then you woke up".
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Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.
The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy
Someone who usually holds leftist viewpoints and is woke but not in the mainstream or left-conformist way.
Like, but not necessarly:
-. Being in support of legal equality like Gay-marriage, but against stuff like woman or gay quotas in management.
-. Strongly advocating for the abolishment of any concept of race and ethnic identity and saying stuff like "Skin-color is basically the same as a Hair color"
-. Being strongly supportive of the conventional medicine and arguing against spiritual healing or homeopathy
-. Thinking religion (especially Christianity or Judaism) when practiced in a peaceful humanistic way of thought is actually a good thing for the guidance of a lot of people.
-. Arguing that a strictly defensive military without taking combat interventions in foreign countrys (like the Swiss army) is a necessary and good thing.
-. Saying that 5G-antennas are necessary and not a danger environment and humans.
-. Holding and pointing out the opinion that everyone can be racist not just white people
-. Being supportive of law enforcement and police
-. Holding the viewpoint that the symbol of "Hammer and sickle" is as worse then a "Swastika"
Sometimes the word is misused as slur for Gay friendly right-wingers or neo-liberalists and as euphemism for conspiracy theorists.
A: For a woke Person she is very critical of the Feminist movement
B: Yea, she is kinda alt-woke.
A: Can't we just act like its nothing special that someone is Gay or Trans
B: Be careful such alt-woke statements aren't very popular on this campus.
A: You are such a left-winger, why aren't you in the socialist-party?
B: You know i wouldn't fit in there because of my "alt-woke" viewpoints.
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Anyone who seeks to find something offensive in something that really isn't offensive in hopes of causing massive outrage while getting social media approval in the process.
I can't believe the Woke Culture Vultures came and found something offensive with what Barry said -- None of us even knew saying someone who had dark eyes was offensive, racist, problematic, misogynistic and rooted in white Supremacy.
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someone who has been awakened by the power of timbs
Person one: Why does Elijah look so good today?
Person two: Well it's quite simply because he's a woke ass nigga.
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Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!
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this is the past tense of wake and bake, where one proceeds to smoke right after waking up in the morning.
"Yea man we had Thanksgiving lunch so me and my sis woke 'n' boke!" - John Stamos
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