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something grandfathers who want to cope with their big ass noses say
DUTCH PERSON: if you aint dutch you aint much
NORMAL PERSON: kys challenge go!
Something you say when words transcend the feelings you have for someone <3 <3 *especially if their are extremely hot and love you back*
Abby- are you sure he's the one?
Tuscany- heck yes, I love you so much brady!!!!
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A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.
Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.
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A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.
You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
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an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
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A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
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the line mario says at the end of super Mario 64
player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!
mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game
player: what
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