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A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.
I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!
A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
Mr todd is a totally fictional character first introduced in 2020 as part of an episode of little dribble. Mr todd often comes across as a bit perverted but he just likes to give after school detentions to everyone in the little dribble boys chior.
"oh my god its Mr Todd"
"Yes i was nonced on by mr todd at my after school detention yesterday"
Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.
Guy 1: Great I’m working with Stuart today
Guy 2: Have fun with that Pee Pee Todd