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A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
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When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
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Elon Musk lookalike who killed millions of innocent civilians under the influence of the CIA in the name of "communism" (but we all know that's not true, he literally said, "We are not communists, we are revolutionaries")
Note: His government is still in power. There are a lot of Cambodian Politicians who participated in the Khmer Rouge Genocide and the government in which Pol Pot committed the atrocities was never dissolved, in fact, the Vietnamese-supported government that took over after the Vietnam-Kampuchea War, which was hundreds (if not thousands) of times better than Pol Pot's government lasted about 10 years and was never recognized by the UN, while Democratic Kampuchea, the government that Pol Pot was a part of, was recognized by the UN throughout the lifetime of the Vietnamese-backed government (even though it had no power). When the Soviet Union fell, and Vietnam desperately needed allies, it regained control because Vietnam literally needed a spot in the UN and the conditions for entering the government for Vietnam were that it had to give up control of the People's Republic of Kampuchea. That government still exists. That's why Pol Pot never faced charges for crimes against humanity. Because his friends controlled the government. And they still do.
Long live the People's Republic of Kampuchea! Long live Vietnam! Long Live Heng Samrin! Down with Democratic Kampuchea and the Khmer Rouge! Down with Pol Pot! Down with the UN, a genocide-enabling organization!
"Elon Musk looks like Pol Pot! His actions reflect that too!"
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An awesome term for a cunt. It's like a pot and it's grotty.
"Hey, im snazzy graham and I'm going to put my heavy cock in your grot pot and do sex for a bit."
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A pot ninja is when a person takes multiple hits of the weed, or is a shithead mucher.
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To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
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n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina
Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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