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1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
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Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
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1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
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a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money
i phantom duked the town hall steps then phantom duked on the car and almost got caught
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adverb- when your cellphone is in your pocket, and you feel it vibrate, but no one is calling.
(feeling a little vibration on your leg)
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."
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Tea Bagging an opponent you just killed in Halo while having Active Camouflage.
I just gave that noob a Phantom Teabag, He never saw it coming.
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This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.
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