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When a hornet or wasp comes back to sting you a second time as the first time just was not enough.
“A bee showed up, and it resting me”
Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."
"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."
The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.
“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”
“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
When your face looks like it just needs to be married.
Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!
ITS JUST KAY IS BETTER THAN THE REST :))) KAY>REST
KAY IS SO GOOD HES BETTER THAN ALL THE REST. KAY>REST