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When someone cuts themselves with a razor up the arm, along a vein, instead of "across the street" which means going across your wrist. Up the road is much more painful, but faster.
Ross went up the road instead of across the street because Judy broke his heart.
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Hampton roads is the reason why America is America. Jamestown the first sustained settlement in english america Williamsburg the nations first capital and Yorktown ware the english surrendered. Hampton Roads is different from the rest of SoVa because one its more urban and a less unemployment rate, The education here in one of the highest in the country and we are the second richest area in the state (NoVa if the first).
Hampton roads is also called the "7cities" because of its 7 mayjor cities in the area (Norfolk,Suffolk,Newport News,Hampton,Porthsmouth,Chesapeake and Virginia Beach). The area is also the only are in the state that has more than two american major city within a metropolitan area (ie. Norfolk,Virginia beach,Newport news,). Outside of the 7 core cities you have small counties cities such as York county,James city county,Gloucester county,Matthews county,Surry county,Isle of Wight county,the cities of Poquoson,Smithfield,and Williamsburg. Hampton roads recently claim counties in north east North Carolina due to the proximity of the bases(ie. Currituck,Dare,Camden, and Paspotank counties). Besides the San Diego area Hampton roads is the only region with all branch of the military due to the proximity of Washingtion DC. also home of the first NASA program (Langely AFB).
NoVa kid: So your from SoVa sorry your too dumb and poor to Hand with us
SoVa kid: Noo im not from Richmond im From Hampton roads
NoVa kid: Ohhhhhhh Okay never mind your cool now i thought you was from Richmond they are Retarded and poor
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Man: "Honey, let's try anal sex."
Woman: "Don't think about taking the chocolate road!"
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Somewhat lose term to define a paved road not close to urban agglomerations and devoid of urban traffic. This implies absence of roundabouts, traffic lights, heavy traffic and so on. Open roads usually have only one lane per direction
The term usually (but no obligatorily) can imply rough tarmac, sand on the road and potholes.
Commonly used by cyclists, riding on the "open road" also can imply being more exposed to the weather and being far away from help if something goes wrong.
"I expect to get at least some couple thousands of kilometres of training on all weather open road conditions out of this hub"
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A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions
The new season of road rules is on crack
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A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder
“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”
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One does not simply walk into Campo Road. Its black Roads are guarded by more than just hoo-kers . There is evil there that does not sleep. The great shark is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trash, bums, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
when you are on campo road at night, Bring friends, Hobbits will do as well.
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