The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
sweaty fortnite player with a fucked sleep schedule
OD Roy is the best montage editor
Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them
yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*