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an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!
They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.
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A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
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I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
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when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally
SHIT YOU A GIRL
HELL YA
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1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).
in other words:
2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA
"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"
"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
Sallying
Sallying is where Tom gets fisted in the ass by sally
A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.
Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.
“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.
Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.