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A place where it is now impossible, in the UK at least, to get a decent education thanks to New Labour dumbing down the UK's schools, making exams easier than ever and generally ensuring everyone grows up stupid enough to vote them back in again. NL MPs go on about how everyone should be bottom equal in everything, despite sending their own children to the finest private schools in the land. They are also banning anything which encourages children to be competitiveness. The teachers are no longer allowed to so much as raise their voices, meaning teaching is even more impossible. Before long we will have an uneducated generation, aside from the super-rich elite. The founders of communist China and Russia would be proud of Tony Bliar and his puppet-masters.
The 'A*' grade was invented to con people into thinking children are coming away from school more intelligent than ever, and children who can hardly read or write are being awarded A* in English. Still, as long as the children of the rich do well, that's all that matters according to the New Labour despots.
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The place where we all have to go to for the first eighteen years of our lives, get every ounce of individuality squeezed out of us to create so-called uniformity, and everyone secretly hates each other but everyone hugs everyone else anyways. A big waste of time unless there is a good optional art program in my opinoin.
School is only necessary for minors. It really sucks sometimes.
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A place where you are kept away from being with friends, fun, time with family, and relaxation. A place where teachers teach you things you don't care about and the just want money. BWA HA!
Now that school started, I feel like crap. I get up 7 in the mornin, learn usless things for 6 hours, then come home tired, do hours of homework, then sleep. Then i repeat over again.
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The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.
Mom- "wake up, it's time for school."
Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."
Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"
Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."
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School is a place where kids are forced by the law to work and learn. Where you are graded on your intelligence. If you get an F, then that means that either you are a huge IDIOT!!! Or the school is trying to tell you that you are a failure.
SCHOOL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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