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After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
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the song used at the eisenhower variety show which had awsome fuckin ladies preform it-actually just the one in the green 80's shirt with the skirt is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad ass shit.
DUDE1:dude i loved our lips are sealed.
DUDE2:you mean the one with that girl who is in the green 80's shirt with the skirt and is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad as shit.
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it happens when you divide by zero
Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.
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While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.
Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.
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i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting
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A seal flubber kiss is like an eskimo kiss but when both people have a cold and runny noses
While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses
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69% of a Smirnoff Ice Bottle, then add Coors Light.
I can’t wait to get back to the Lodge and drink a Seal Team 69!
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