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It is the most wonderrrrful timmmme offff the yearrrrr!!!
Beautiful allergy season that brings scorching temperature with it's sunshine so hot it can melt your skin off but at least it's not fucking freezing!!
Bike rides, rollerblading, outdoor activities with the kids or friends, hitting the beach for some more skin melting, also called tanning, long days, perfect season to hit the terrasses and have sangria or an alcoholic beverage of your choice!!
BBQ SEASON, friends, parties!!
what a season.. why would anyone prefer any other season to this wonderful time of the year!!
John: What is your favourite time of the year?
Leslie: it's for sure the summer season, it's the most wonderful time of the year!
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Pittsburgh PA's way of denouncing Christ's birth and Christmas, in the name of political correctness. Proof that city officials have their heads up their asses!
It's CHRISTMAS, NOT sparkle season!
Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!
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The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass
1: Dude, it's bulking season
2: Every season is bulking season.
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the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.
Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"
Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"
Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"
Ellie: "No"
Ellie: "Why do you ask?"
Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".
Ellie: "Oh."
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Hoodie season is December in till the end of it and it’s a chance to take your boyfriend hoodie
Hoodie season
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Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.
2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.
Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.
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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.
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In Maine, tourist season goes from somewhere around Memorial Day, right up past Labor Day. This is where the state's nickname "Vacation Land" comes from. It's to hot to stay down in their own state and there's no school, so they want to see the "quaint" state of Maine.
What happens is they come in, drive like idiots, raise up the gas prices, and invaide the beachs, parks, and all the little shops from York to Bangor, and some even farther North. They go to the Lobster Festival to eat the lobstahs at rediculously high prices and the other fairs. This is the time of year you see about 1 Maine licence plate for every 10 "outta state" ones. Where it takes at LEAST 20 minutes to get down Main Street (if it usually takes 5min) Tourists, Outta State-ahs, People From Away... and don't forget the rich summah people who buy their property down on the coast!
Yeah, we're nice to 'em most a tha time, but they sure are a pain in the ass!
But, once it's all over with, it gets cold, and a little dull, so we can drive normal again to find somethin else to do. Hell, sometimes we miss 'em! Well, maybe not...
Most Maine-ahs (Mainers - to be one, you MUST have been BORN in Maine) joke about it and say "Well, there's deer season, and duck season, so since they call it 'tourist season, why can't we shoot them too?'"
When crossin' a one way street durrin Tourist Season, look the one way for the Locals, and make sure ya look the wrong way for the outta state-ahs!
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