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smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011


Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 20, 2021


Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dino Smashing

When your hitting so hard you yell like a dino!

Girl 1: Omg so like last night my bf was F^&_)ing me so hard he screamed like a T-Rex!

Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?

by Taylor Tee June 2, 2009


Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017


Berta Smash

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

by V Sizzy March 31, 2011


defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ

by MilkLizard October 9, 2021