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This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!
Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.
Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!
When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.
Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.
A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
spider-man has webbed semen
the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)
person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin
Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died