A tattoo that resembles something out of a coloring a book.
A cartoon character tattoo.
A tattoo that has a thick black outline and is colored in with one bright color.
Dude did you just see Jake's coloring book tattoo of a dinosaur?
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
When you offer to show someone the "lion tattoo" you pull your pants down, bend over, and show them your butthole.
Me- Hey broseph, have can I show you my Lion tattoo?
Broseph- Heck yeah man! Show me!
Me- *pulls down pants*
Broseph- Aww gross, man!!!
A tattoo that looks amateurish, is poor quality, or appears to have been received while in prison and is commonly seen on white trash.
Check out that chick's whiskey tattoo. She should get that fixed by a real artist.
Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole