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Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.
Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"
Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"
a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
“Oh Ted Talk gang is live again”
It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.
Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"
(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
A representative of those who are very smart and love music.
People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.