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i rlly like u, but i’m too scared to tell you and we haven’t talked in a while :(. text me soon <3
him: “hey we haven’t talked in a while, what’s up?”
me: “i like you a lot”
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A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
plp or parking lot pimp'
when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.
yo bro, let parking lot pimp these girls
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A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.
oh your baby is so cute where did you get him
the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot
Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick
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"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".
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A female who is short in height but equipped with a serious pair of boobs and a big time booty. She tends to walk with a swaggering motion such to accentuate the extreme nature of her curvy physique.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think out that little cutie Kate?
Guy 2: She's hot fo' sure bra, she is has some serious booty on her. Look at that Little Miss Chunk-a-lot go!
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