tug burn

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.

Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

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Sperm Burn

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

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burning and itching

my pussy be burning & itching 🥵🥵🥵

your coochie be burning and itching 🗿😋

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Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a burn, or rash in ur butt crack.

Your butt crack burns from your thong

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burn out

Some one who smokes so much pot that they become constantly slow and dumb

God damnint Ben! Your such a burn out!!

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laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops

after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.

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burn party

end of the school year bonfire in which you throw all school related items i.e. papers, tests, notebooks, etc.

Lisa: This year is over. I never want to see any of these papers again.
Jack: Me neither. Burn party this weekend? We'll throw it all into the fire.

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