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mind your gentleman

a amazing new word for people who hates saying 'willies' and 'penis'- who are now pleased that this word has been created.

'oh he has a big mind your gentleman'

it can also be used for when a guy erects and your like 'AHH -mind your gentleman...' letting him to look down and note himself he's too happy.

by everyonejustRELAX July 17, 2008

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gentleman's dress sock

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.

Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock

by pinotara April 23, 2009

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Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

by โ™ฅ๐Ÿ—บโ˜  January 23, 2021

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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

by Marauder91 January 18, 2016

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A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.

"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".

by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021

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take care of the furry gentleman

Abusing one's self sexually.

The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.

by Mike Sosa January 28, 2006

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gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 14, 2007

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