Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Nutmeg and water mixed together to recreationally use.
Dorian: Dude theres shadow people coming after me!
Dave: You sure it ain't that Jersey Lean?
Jersey-Rae is very beautiful, she sleeps and talks a lot. She is very shy until she knows you. Very pretty eyes. She is also very smart and respectful , she cares about everyone.
Person 1- Woah who’s that pretty girl?
Person 2- That’s Jersey-Rae.
The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”
When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.
I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike
The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.
Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...