oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!
Sonja looks so high. I suspect that she's been smoking that devil's lettuce.
Drinking fat cum nut and spitting in the penis to project it up a dudes and lick shit all day. If you vote down I’ll kill your daughter
Drew not today! I do not want to Lettuce meemonch with you rn
The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.
When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste
Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.