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A man who is of the gay variety...
“Hey man did you see that Liam Truss over there?”
“Yeah I heard he likes boys!!”
“Not suprising”
he used to have turtles, but there dead
Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead
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A completely shallow person who bases everything on appearance. Sometimes he will even refuse to hang out with a female who will not put out. He will never wingman for you so you might as well find another guy because Liam is not an option.
"I'd rather not bring Tim to the club because he's a real Liam"
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Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.
He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.
He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
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Robert: hey jimmy give me your lunch money
Jimmy: oh no please I need to eat today
*liam Neeson shows up*
Robert: never mind imma leave
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He is possibly the hottest figure skater who has ever stepped on this planet. He doesn't make crucial mistakes and skates extremely well. He also has got a better bum than most of the female population.
Girl 1: Have you heard of the hot skater Liam Firus?
Girl 2: Of course girl! He has a better bum than I do though.
frontman of the most successful british band in ten years Oasis...
brother of Noel Gallagher...
great voice, great distinctive singing stance, and a rock star attitude...
Liam Gallagher: Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word...
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