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When you work at Mcdonalds and everyday at noon you run in the stock room grab asses and jack off on all of the dry stock. This also includes going into the freezer, shutting the door and screaming "Fuck this place." at the top of your lungs.
Other activities within this job include; placing happy meal toys into oil vats, starting fires while filtering, and making a fuck load of senior coffees for old people.
If you are planning to get a "McDonalds job" be prepared to make a shitload of double cheeseburgers, gain a lot of weight and hate your life.
Jake: I have a Mcdonalds job. *stabs self in face*
or
Rachael: Tomorrow I am going to bring a bomb to work at my Mcdonalds job.
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When an immigrant/foreign fast food worker does not know any English words except for the items on the menu and other common fast food expressions, he/she is said to speak "McDonald's English".
Example of McDonald's English:
I asked Miguel to say something to me in English. He said, "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"
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The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.
Mark: Dude, are you drinking?
Danny: Yeah.
Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.
Danny: McDonald's Rule.
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A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
Or.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
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When drunk or drug fucked/stoned people want mcdonalds at early hours of the morning
I was at work the other night and at like 4am this McDonalds zombie turned up! He was well wasted!
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The most horrifying person i've ever met.
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
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An employee at a fast food shithole known as mcdonalds. Desparate as hell person. Low pay, low benefeits, shitty hours. As bad as this guy Brian Debartolo or Mike Hunsicker
Man, i hate working at Mcdonalds. (i really Do)
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