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Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
I doubt you woulda let it slide and I was not about to
Slow down
I came to ask you for advice, this is my very first duel
They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school
Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talk cease
Where is this happening?
Across the river in Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
All right
So this is what you're gonna do
Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you
When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
This will put an end to the whole affair
But what if he decides to shoot, then I'm a goner
No, he'll follow suit if he's truly a man of honor
To take someone's life, that is something you can't shake
Phillip, your mother can't take another heartbreak
Father—
Promise me
You don't want this young man's blood on your conscience
Okay, I promise
Come back home when you're done
Take my guns, be smart
Make me proud, son
everything is legal in new jersey
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18% Women 82% Men. 85% of them will make more money than you. 80% automatically realize that the value of 85% equals 17/20 of the student population.
Most common majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)
Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to "NJIT". (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.
Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Newark. (exaggeration) But its 15 minute train ride to NYC.
I just saw this girl and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto the New Jersey Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10.
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Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.
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Any sexual act involving honey.
Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.
"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."
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When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
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When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.
Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.