Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef
Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.
The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.
I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.
When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.
Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.
1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits
1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.
2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.
Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty