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An idiot who will hopefully kill himself or die alone. His dick is microscopic and you need the most powerful microscope to see it. No cares about him or has any positive feelings for him
AHHHHHHHHH HELP JACOB HAS GOT ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY THAT I LOVE.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUFHDYDFSSHSHFSNGSJGZJGSNFUTSNFJTT
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A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten
Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.
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The things I love to put my penis into
UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGHASS
A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.
Γ’ΒΒTAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!Γ’ΒΒ
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The coolest guy in the whole world. When Jenson walks in the club his dick becomes a magnet to all of the girls. There is always someone on his dick.
I wish I could be jenson girls literally fly towards his dick
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Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.
Me: IΓ’ΒΒm taking a walk lalalal
Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe
Me: AHHHHHHHHH
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