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Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.
Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
A kingdom of crack cocaine, transient humans, disease, filth, and non emergent 911 calls. This kingdoms great leader is the one and only Andrew jones who is one of the most prolific abusers of EMS this side of the universe. An emulsion of suicidal ideations, stunja pains, chest pains, and common place crack cocaine associated problems.. this area is to be avoided at all costs. It is often said in lore that Andrew jones will be seen on his cinder block throne awaiting the local EMS agency for whom he will commit acts of annoyance against. Nobody here ever had a legitimate emergency and they are all addicts who seek a ride for a sammich and to avoid the local crack debt collectors.
Dispatch- ay med unit in the area go to a stunja pain.
Crew- great another 7 Washington street call, people will die an the city will burn while we are held up on this bullshit.
When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on
"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."
When you give fellatio to someone with kidney stones
Last night hurt when Francine gave me a Washington Boba Tea!
a public school in south jersey filled with heroin addicts, gangster g's, and the occasional prep/punk (Not to mention the oral sex giving Smonkeys who love anything that gets hard). about 99.9% of the kids engage in drugs or alcohol the other .1 percent is deceased..the parents pay nothing but there kids get a free lesson in snorting coke
The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school”
Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”
The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink
Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!