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When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."
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This is a turn of phrase, if you will, for a way to get a prospective partner into a mutually agreeable sexual position. By feeding the partner wine/booze and food, they will become content and hopefully aroused enough to allow the other person’s mouth to become engaged on their genitals. And said alcohol will also allow for one’s own mouth to become engaged in the other person’s genital at the same time, creating a position resembling the number “69”.
The first time i met this hoe, we wined, dined and 69ed, then i left the bitch that same night. Good times.
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The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
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When something is very unexpected and awesome
So I pulled this girls panties down and she had two vaginas!! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
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A fun and sexy code name for period poops
Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”
When you have that one solid piece of poop in your butt that's keeping the 15 gallons of Diarrhea from spewing out.
Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.
I ate a ton of bread before I went to Taco Bell. The Wine-Cork Shit is better than explosive Diarrhea in public, y'know?
when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out
Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.
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