Can't see the forest through the trees.

When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).

Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"

me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."

me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."

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I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

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they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

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fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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This PC can't run Windows 11

Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit

This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0

Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0

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You can't get that from lick'n

Something said when someone points out a stimulating and/or awkward moment.

Nikki: "Twist my nipples!"
Tony: "ok?" *twisting nipples*
Nikki: "HARDER!!!"
Tony: *Twisting harder*
Nikki: *Slaps Tony in face*
Jay: "Wow..... You can't get that from lick'n

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Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

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