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1.) A mans penis (large). 2.)A Fat man named Jim. 3.)A radio celebrity on 101 KUFO. 4.)A guy who owes Red a hat and a drink for burning the leather in his Infinity Q45, with a cigarette that he bummed off Red in the first place. All this after Red was generous(see: Stoned) enough to drive his drunken monkey ass home even though Red was at work and couldn't really leave but since Big Jim is such a big celebrity(see also: Drunkard), Red asked his boss nicely(see: ass kissing), got permission and then found out that Big Jim Lives in BFE(see also: Bum Fuck Egypt and Butt Fuck Egypt). You see Red works/lives in the Burbs(see: rich kids). But Jim lives in the Big City(see also: Girlfriends parents house). Red has a lead foot and was going about 75-80mph down Hwy 26(see also: evading the police), when due to a taco truck(see also: Roach Coach), traffic was stopped in the tunnel onto 405 south. Red cursed at the top of his lungs. Then Big Jim tried to cuss with his drunken wit but ended up just burning a large hole in Red's leather seat. :) Happy Birthday Ya Big bastard!!! We all love you! Just not in that sexual way! Except Your Girl.......and Marconi(see also: Big Guy Lovin). I need me a KUFO Hat(see also: Hook a brother up)!
def 1 ex.) Big Jim and the twins. def 2 ex.) "Hey there's that fat bastard Jim!". def 3 ex.) "It's the Marconi Show with Marconi, Kristine, and Big Jim!". def 4 ex.) It's the same Big bastard from The Marconi Show on KUFO.
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Due to writers lack of sobriety accuracy is
between 60-90%
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Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.
Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!
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When a man urinates in a condom, freezes it, then uses it to penetrate a woman.
Justin wasn't getting the job done with Samantha, so he gave her a Frosty Jim.
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A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...
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(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
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1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.
1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?
2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.
3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!
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A loving but kinda chubby guy; everyone feels bad for him and doesn't take the time to truly understand how funny he is! He is a great friend and is always loyal and will always stick up for you!
Love you, Jim Bob!
"Oh look there's Jim Bob, on his own, as usual!"
"Yeah I feel kinda bad for that kid..."
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He is life. A magnificently brilliant and attractive man from the 60's, was the lead singer of the doors and died too young and too soon. He was a poet and an artist. You'd be lucky to know Jim Morrison. He held a lot of hurt in his heart from his childhood and that was his downfall. The doors was the music that truly shaped rock and roll for future bands and will remain classic and legionary
Wow I love the doors and especially Jim morrison. Hes such a babe
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